There are people out there I was talking about this recently... http://languageoffood.blogspot.com/ (On LJ as language_of_foo) and, more particularly, the current top story on Ceviche and Fish & Chips:
http://languageoffood.blogspot.com/2009/11/ceviche-and-fish-chips.html

Good stuff.

So, one of the justices of the peace listed on Somerville's hand-out sheet speaks the following languages:

English, Afrikaans, Arabic, Dutch, Gujarati, Hindi, Laapa-Laapa, Nchiyanja, Nshona, Persian Farsee, Portuguese, and Urdu.

The internet... in the form of Google, and of Wikipedia, has never heard of 3 of them.

I'd guess that they're African, but... I don't know!!!

Anyone?