Wow...I remembered a dream...

[jbsegal]

and it shows just how deep training runs...

So I seem to be at some sort of Bar/Lounge/Restaurant and there's this waitress. While she's not at all someone I'd be attracted to while I was awake, I happened to be asleep during this dream, so she's really hot. And she's coming on to me. Not in a hooker way, but in a real way.

This Bar/Lounge/Restaurant happens, by happy coincedence, to have a room much more appropriate for holding sex parties than you'd expect to find in your normal Bar/Lounge/Restaurant and it turns out I'm sitting in that room. ("Oh. Look. There's a bed. I hadn't noticed that before.")

So we kiss and I fondle her a bit, but before it can go any farther, I say "I'm sorry, but I have to talk to the others before we can go any farther than this."

She's understanding. We move apart. The alarm goes off.

I wake up really amused by this. "I'm sorry, I can't have a wet dream with you, I haven't talked it over with folks." :)

Comments

[kimberlogic.livejournal.com]

I got to the last line and couldn't stop laughing ... that is too funny.
I'm pretty sure it's ok to have sex in your dreams without clearing it with us first. :)

*still giggling*

K.

[dancingdeer.livejournal.com]

The next thing to do in your dream is to morph her into someone who *is* on the approved list. :)

[kimberlogic.livejournal.com]

There's not really an "approved" list per se ... there is, of course, a "not-while-you're-married-to-us" list :)

So, bunnylove, I have to ask ... what is a "hooker way" of coming on to someone???

Still giggling ...

K.

[jbsegal.livejournal.com]

It felt like a genuine come-on, not a commercial one.

And don't worry, she didn't look ANYTHING like the 2 primary "not-while-you're-married-to-us"'s

[tikva.livejournal.com]

*dies giggling*

mbwahahaha

[hammercock.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee...that's great. :)

[coraline]

heeheeheehee :-)

[lolitasir.livejournal.com]

I am dying laughing over this. It is so close to my reality.

[drglam]

I've had a whole series of similar dreams, in which the sticking point was "damn! we have no condoms! Oh well..."