From the Playboy Interview:
[Poll #1610607]
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Had we gone to trial, we had ready an expert from the Masters and Johnson Institute who was going to testify that in 30 years of research on masturbation the institute had never found one person who masturbated with his or her nondominant hand. I’m right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn’t have been me.
Paul "Pee-wee Herman" Reubens
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Date: 2010-08-25 09:09 pm (UTC)That's your dominant hand.
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Date: 2010-08-26 04:00 pm (UTC)(I'm sort of thinking of contacting M&J and seeing if they have a canned response ready...)