Cheese Weasel Day, OBSERVED
Apr. 3rd, 2004 06:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jbsegalSo, as Cheese Weasel day is on a Saturday this year, and as I didn't get around to figuring this out earlier, I hereby declare:
As Cheese Weasel Day is a holiday important to all, but especially important to those high-technology workers who have keyboards at their workplaces to receive the Weasel's bounty,
and
As most high-technology workers are not AT their workplaces on Saturday and Sunday,
It is declared that when Cheese Weasel day falls on a Saturday or Sunday, it shall be observed, instead, on either the preceding Friday (if it falls on a Saturday) or the following Monday (if it falls on a Sunday).
however
Given that these rules were not in affect before the Day in 2004, Cheese Weasel Day 2004 shall be observed on the following Monday.
As Cheese Weasel Day is a holiday important to all, but especially important to those high-technology workers who have keyboards at their workplaces to receive the Weasel's bounty,
and
As most high-technology workers are not AT their workplaces on Saturday and Sunday,
It is declared that when Cheese Weasel day falls on a Saturday or Sunday, it shall be observed, instead, on either the preceding Friday (if it falls on a Saturday) or the following Monday (if it falls on a Sunday).
however
Given that these rules were not in affect before the Day in 2004, Cheese Weasel Day 2004 shall be observed on the following Monday.
