JB's Miscellaneous Ramblings

It's hard to express how much I hate the most common Blog/CMS layout on the web - newest article on top.
It's genuinely hard, actually, because I hate it less than Nazis and less than the wingnut right, and less than religious orthodoxies of any flavor, but I hate it more _often_ because I encounter it, directly, _every_fucking_day_ while the others are generally more abstract in the interactions I have with them, and usually mediated through those same crappily laid-out blogs.

When I discover a blog I want to read all of - or even that I want to investigate from the beginning and see if it's interesting - I do NOT want to A) have to grovel though the archive tabs to find the oldest month, B) have to go page by page through that month to the oldest entries for that month and - most importantly - C) scroll to the end of the page and then page up until I find the top of the 1st article, read it - by scrolling down, of course - and then page back up, passing the top of the 1st article, searching for the top of the 2nd article, and then reading that one and repeating this whole mother-fucking dance over and fucking over a-fucking-gain.
http://www.scoutingny.com/ is a particularly obvious example of why this sucks SO MUCH. The entries are _long_, they're full of pictures, and as you're paging back up looking for the start of the article, the header is quite easily lost in the noise.

I know that many blogs have some sort of calendar interface where you can see what days have posts and go to them. Know where most of those live? In a fucking side column where, if the entry you're reading is longer than a screen, you have to scroll back up again to get to it.

Within about a month of signing up for Livejournal in Feb '02, I'd found their option to display the friends page in oldest-on-top layout. I set it and have been happy ever since - except that they don't have any way to set it in any of their mobile apps that I've found - including, damn-it-all - on m.livejournal.com/read/friends.

And then there are webcomics. The people there KNOW you're going to be reading the fucking content in order, one after another after another. There are numerous firefox (and probably other browser?) add-ons to make scrolling through well-designed pages like that easy. There are numerous (innumerous?) webcomics that make sure that they DON'T WORK.

XKCD does the right thing - more or less. It plays well with the AutoPagerize greasemonkey script - due perhaps to this line in the page code:
<a href="/2/" accesskey="n">Next ></a>
It's not perfect, because the "next" button at the bottom - if I wasn't using AutoPagerize - moves with the size of the strip, but the next button on TOP (2 of them! Ooh, the profligate waste of bits!) stays in the same place, so I could hit 'Home' should I need to. (and he has keyboard navigation, too, I believe?)

Any of Shaenon Garrity's strips? Yeah. Not so much.
The URL of the first week of Skin Horse is:
http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/skinhorse/series.php?view=archive&chapter=25110
If you dig through the source looking for next?
<a name="strip6"><a href="redirect.php?type=comic&installment_ID=95735&whichbutton=next">
- from 25110 to 95735! Clever! Intuitive. Useless.
(And, at least on my brower, if you hit End (to skip the comments and find the 'next' button)? You have to page back up to get to it because there's an absurd amount of whitespace after the nav buttons but below the footer.)

I wish I could give an example of a blog that gets it right, but I really don't know of any.

Why is this so HARD???

The Stranger on South Dakota reproductive politics.

This rant would be worth a couple of million in FCC fines were it read out on the broadcast airwaves.

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=31250